instagramless

someone who deleted their instagram

joe keery has no instagram, he's instagramless!

by carovidsz April 23, 2022

instagramless

a person that has no instagram or a person who deleted instagram and isn't thinking of coming back to it.

joe keery has no instagram, he's instagramless

by carovidsz April 23, 2022

instafamous

When people who rely on external validation have posted the same algo pleasing pictures/videos long enough to gain a large following on Instagram. Usually there are brand collabs involved with little return on investment for the brands paying for product placement. The majority are women who think they're attractive or at the very least look good in yoga pants.

This bitch, over here taking a million selfies next to a cliff, almost dying just to try and be instafamous.

Being instafamous is like winning the Special Olympics. Cool! You won, but you're still a retard.

by PhillyG$ July 6, 2022

Instagram

A social media where you fake being on an environment/fake using a random valuable object.
Usually used for taking normal pictures.

My post where I hold a Nintendo Switch OLED is blowing up on Instagram!
But you never had more than 100 dollars...

by funny guy with funny thing July 10, 2022

Instagram

A place where you can lower your confidence just by looking at a picture of someone more successful than you.

"Instagram helped me lower my confidence and hate myself a whole bunch"

by Discount Product August 31, 2022

Instagram thugger

One who’s life is extremely violent on social media then bitches up in person

I heard he a Instagram thugger boy never outside

by TheRealMeezy4x September 10, 2022

instagramclosefriendzone

When you're on his/her (you know who they are) close friends list on Instagram but have no meaningful interaction with them in any way, shape, or form. This typically only lends false hope of any further relationships while they forgot they added random person #9284093248 onto the list in the first place.

Person A: Dang dude she just put me on her close friends list, I can see her green stories on Instagram now!

a short distance away
Person B: He's not even talked to her outside class..
Person C: Yeah, he's getting a instagramclosefriendzone

by krriiah September 20, 2022