1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the
most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
by zingeraddict October 04, 2011
by AbigailSalazar December 17, 2015
Double Piped is when you masterbate (and cum) and the suddenly have sex (and cum again). Get ya pipes cleaned out
by Authenticity fella September 13, 2016
A.a man or a woman how aggresively attacks the penis causing rug burn or blisters.
B.a tweaker that masturebates for hours on end.
B.a tweaker that masturebates for hours on end.
nate "damn my cock hurts so bad i can cant't even touch it to pee"
roy "what did you do to it last night"
nate "linda came over and slayed my pipe"
roy "ouch"
nate "that chick linda is a real pipe slayer"
roy "what did you do to it last night"
nate "linda came over and slayed my pipe"
roy "ouch"
nate "that chick linda is a real pipe slayer"
by bob and timmy July 07, 2008
by Peter dyck December 23, 2021
An adulterated ecstasy pill. A horrible excuse for an ecstasy pill, which should only contain MDMA, MDA, or another form of the MDxx family of chemicals in it. The pill most likely contains meth-amphetamine, but can also have amphetamines, caffeine, pseudo-ephedrine, procaine, etc in it.
Do not buy those pipe pills, they are straight meth bombs, you might as well smoke some shit and stay up for a couple of days.
by Steven Gus Petropoulos January 02, 2009
Billy: "I am going to fuck your ass so hard you won't shit for a week."
Jane: "O' yes give it to me as hard as you can in my dirt pipe."
Jane: "O' yes give it to me as hard as you can in my dirt pipe."
by Little Jonny May 04, 2006