in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

Brooklyn basement

When you shit in your partners mouth and wait for them to shit out your fecal matter then you eat it

I gave that bitch a Brooklyn basement

by Big pap January 31, 2022

The Basement

Dougdoug’s un-airconditioned basement where he keeps twitch chat, it has no air conditioning and twitch chat can’t escape

Please bald man in chair Doug let us out of the basement

by TaranzaTripleDeluxe June 27, 2024

cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016

Basement Breeder

Term for a (typically) male man that lives at home with his parents, and is generally at least 30, who lives like a rat and is fat and smells like shit, and is a huge keyboard warrior

Basement Breeder: (le troll troll troll)
You: Wow you're such a fucking Basement Breeder!

by LawdJeebus October 31, 2014

Basement

Basement is a gorgeous user on English Momio, her fashion usually says a lot about her soul and mind. Basement is not a human even though she might seem like one. She is in fact a demon, born and raised in hell. You might wonder where the name Basement came from: it’s inspired by where she keeps her borrowed children. Now that you know, go give her some love

John: Is that Basement?
Lily: Her fashion is so unique, I want to dress like Basement!
Ella: I’m her biggest fan

by Basement666 May 27, 2020

The Basement Bathroom

A desolate place where numerous acts against humanity have taken place. From Avalos's projectile vomit to Mandell's coffee shits it's seen more abuse than Deering's future kids. There are also numerous stories of a glory hole operated by Matheson, usually in operation after parties where he lies in wait to catch drunk guys peeing.

"Fuck I have to piss right now"
"The basement bathroom is right there"
"Dude are you kidding? If I go over there Matheson will suck my penis"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022