“Sun poisoning”

A completely made up term that stupid botox ridden girls use to describe their experience at the beach when they swell up into Benedict Cumberbatch and don’t want to be honest as to why.

“Hey have you seen Becky?”

“Yeah she flew to Tenerife five minutes after her Botox injections”
“Ah…..so it’s not “sun poisoning”then?”

“Nope she’s just too embarrassed to tell the truth”

by Garry Scope June 7, 2023

Joon-Sun

A person who is really smart, presidential, and great at spamming others.

John: Joe kept spamming gmail chat last night!
Bob: Wow, he is such a Joon-Sun

by KimJongUn May 16, 2012

SUN TV

A Canadian news channel that is nothing more but a clone of Fox News, much like the rest of Sun News Network which is why Sun TV is also called Fox News North.

Sun TV and the rest of Sun News Network presents a lot of sensationalism.

by Cre47 April 20, 2013

James Sun

relatively tall guy
has a ClarinetProMAX+
is 5
2 of them are ur mom
lunch consists of EPIC triangle sanwiches
blue shoes

Person 1: Hi james
James Sun: hola soy dora

by iclpmotspmots March 2, 2022

Sun Coconologist

A type of scientist that devotes his life to the study of sun coconology, which is the study of a coconut appearing after a star has gone supernova.

Notable proponents of this theory include
Dr Jaspal G Forest

Dr Alan B Sides

Dr Forest in a heated discussion regarding the expansion rate of a star going supernova argued -

"Scientists are stupid! If I said that a coconut could come out of the sun, they would believe it!"

Thus the research of Sun Coconologist was theorised.

by Dr Richard Saul June 20, 2009

Sun Dick

adjective - when an Indian, usually native American, overestimate the amount of vitamin D their D can take.

My Mohican friend went to a tanning salon for too long and got a mad case of sun dick.

by Squirky Jimbers July 22, 2020

sun screened

A form of ejaculation and rubbing it on their chest, It really doesn't help with the sun it is purely sexual.

man: ejaculating and rubbing it around on his partner's body* you just got sun screened

by snap: cahrlieasley hmu :D November 21, 2019