I'd win

It's the phrase used when you're about to get bisected in half, normally through the waist like AMOGUS
Person 1: Nah, I'd win
Person 2: *Summons the writer and kills person 1 with plot*
Person 1: *Dies*

Person 3: It's Gojover
Person 4: Nowaying
by TheBiggestOfBirds November 03, 2023
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Biden Win

A term used when our GREAT 46TH PRESIDENT Joe Biden believes he has made something right.

Sometimes called "Biden's Big Win"
Joe Biden made it to the bathroom in time!

That’s a Biden Win!
by Joe Biden's Big Win September 20, 2022
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cardiac win

When the Seattle Seahawks play like crap for most of the game, but somehow manage to squeak out a win, often due to a miracle play from offense or defense, or just plain dumb luck. It causes their fans to think they’re going to suffer a heart attack.
Dude, you look stressed! What’s wrong?!
Oh, I just watched my Seahawks pull out another cardiac win. I figure it took a few months off my life.
by Hawks.Fan.12 January 04, 2021
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Win-fapping

The act of masturbating after winning an argument. Usually done vigorously and loudly to make the others know what you're doing.
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY WIN-FAPPING, LOGAN!
by dankushmaymay June 01, 2015
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Cramer Win

A defensive struggle, in which one team (usually managed by a redhead) luckily wins, although they would have lost to any other opponent in the league.
The Bills had a nice Cramer win against the lowly Titans today.
by Woodysanger October 08, 2018
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winning stitchface

a fusion of the roblox faces, the stitchface and the winning face
introducing the winning stitchface
by chaos boy March 08, 2022
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GODZILLA IS WINNING

the best mf in discord history no cap
by godzilla slaps March 06, 2021
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