hide the crumb

When you hide congealed semen in a man’s urethra.

It hurts when I pee because last night my gf and I played hide the crumb

by TheBluexRanger January 16, 2023

Hide The Plantain

When you cover your MASSIVE pp in penut butter, and put inside random objects, and your dog tries to find it and lick off the penut butter

Last night I played Hide the Plantain with my dog

by Super SUS amogus January 19, 2023

yeeps hide and seek

a vr game that combines gorilla tag movement and fortnite building to make a fun experiance for little timmys that grief everything that people build.

also you are a puppet

person 1: what game did you play? person 2: yeeps hide and seek. person 1: o my lord stop griefing everyones build they spen hours on

by cowboy monkeh April 19, 2024

will u help me hide a body?

Its asking if you want to help me hide a body which refers to having smacked someone very very hard...

Will u help me hide a body?
ehhh no
Come on it's laying there just on the floor
"runs away"

by Antipekka May 15, 2024

hide and freak

Just like a traditional game of hide and seek, except the “seeker” is a freaker and when they find you, sexually explicit activities will occur.

Hey man, you wanna play hide and freak with me and my sister

by SpongeBob freakpants May 20, 2024

Hiding the bean

Girls masturbating until they cum and make a mess in the bed.

"I was hiding the bean yesterday, it was SO good"

by Jamal.monkey September 22, 2025

Hide And Seek

Hide and Seek is a game law enforcers play with criminals. It's like Cops and Robbers. You start off by murdering someone (let's say this is a joke for legal purposes but know that it isn't). Then you need to get rid of the body. I won't tell you how I do it because the fun comes from being creative (yeah this is a joke. Not really). So figure out the way you like to dispose of dead bodies. You'll get the hang of it if you play this game enough. I already mastered this game. Hahaha. After you kill the person and get rid of the body you will have less than a week until a loved one files a missing persons report. That's when the game begins. Hahaha. The law enforcers will be the seekers and the person you murdered will be the hider. You win by never getting caught. Have fun playing Hide And Seek!!!

Based off of my definition... Let's hope we never cross paths in a game of Hide And Seek. Only one of us will walk away if we play...

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025