Bed Marbles

Male genitalia

She was playing with my bed marbles and it was making her hot.

by WayneBarcham May 16, 2013

Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed

He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.

by Alester December 24, 2020

bed dweller

(Noun) one who spends an extensive amount of time in beds; not always belonging to said person.

That girl is such a bed dweller

by Tbitz September 18, 2015

bed bug

A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with

Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.

by Gibblits June 4, 2018

Water the Bed

To water or harvest marijuana

If I don't go water the bed then I won't have any weed to sell.

by SwagMafia July 16, 2016

bed art

Having sex while covered with paint

"Hey wanna try bed art tonight?"

by Deathnote2002 July 8, 2017

Bed Wrestling

What Suetonius said the Roman Emperor Domitian definition of Sex was

Dude me and Katie were Bed Wrestling last nigh, it was the Best

by Charles ii of Spain is hot December 4, 2019