Hobblegobbled

Completely and utterly perplexed. Confused beyond reason. Hornswaggled to the point of migraines and to the brink of psychological ruin. The feeling of pure discombobulation you experience when someone has the unmitigated audacity to say something so divinely and unequivocally moronic that it forces you to reconsider freedom of speech as a human right. The feeling of outright bewilderment when you’re subjected to when some miscreant has the unmitigated audacity to even suggest that wearing ankle socks and trousers is in any way acceptable; Baffled.

Person 1: Hey, did you do the BDSM test??
Person 2: Yeah, and I’m absolutely hobblegobbled that I somehow got 92% pet.

by Enzo Di Angelo November 8, 2021

Humble

Being worth the fuss

I am very humble

by Writing this for purposes September 1, 2021

Humble Bundle

A fake charity now. Primarily a Steam Key store that used to give you a slider to choose which charities to donate the money you pay for your games. Not to mention the quality of their bundles might as well be nonexistant. Should've been a big red flag when they changed to a subscription model and took more money than the charities did!

Fuck Humble Bundle! They're no match for Fanatical now, because Fanatical is still decent with their bundles so I'm still able to play cheap steam games for life! And online charities are all a joke nowadays, the majority of the money is wasted in a charity!

by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021

Humble

Always has been there for people he considers family and cares deeply of them. Has been through hell and back to put a smile on peoples faces.

Humble always seems to cheer me up

by Nsjakdmf November 23, 2021

Humble

Not sharing the bragging edition of your name in the Urban Dictionary

Omg he’s so humble he doesn’t ever brag about him self!

by Therealslimshady699 November 23, 2021

Humble

An ordinary person doing amazing things without mentioning it. (In other words Makenzie is humble)

Me: “ wow Makenzie you are so humble ”
Makenzie: “ wow don’t mention it!”

Me: “you’re sexy and amazing and beautiful”
Makenzie: “stop don’t make me blush”

Also Makenzie: “I’m so incredible no one is like me”

by humble and honest_123 January 8, 2022

Humbletoed

When two people are arguing and you're fed up with it. You usually insult them in the same sentence you use to get their attention.

"Hey U ssstop that u FAT!!!!!!!!" Sha says, clearly humbletoed with them both.

by Where TF am I??? January 12, 2022