The person who added that to the urban dictionary and doesn't realize that herpes can be also transmitted through mouth contact.
by Anon305 December 4, 2010
Get the People who write herp-slurpmug. A phrase originating on South park. It was used to insult Rob Schneider and his various roles. Used to express that there's just no point in explaining how ridiculous his roles are.
by Kaira Pepper April 29, 2011
Get the Herp De Derp De Tittly Tummug. A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.
Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.
OR
Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
OR
Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019
Get the You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehousemug. a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.
Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.
by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010
Get the syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aidsmug. A disease that causes suicidal tendencies from chronic persistent depressions, social anxieties, the fact that member's of opposite sex can't get what they need at the most basic levels of life without demeaning themselves or secluding themselves or doing socially frowned upon thing's. It's the type of thing that ruin's an entire life based on one thing that can't be cured/fixed. There's very little to do with love when you have herpes, and is a very real reason to hate constantly for long periods of time, while secluding and making one's self a social outcast even beyond the least of the so called nerds and such. It makes one's life pointless, you can't enjoy thing's, it keep's you from fitting in any to many walks of life. It's something that has negative repercussions in the long run that add up over time I've realized. You could talk or advise, or come up with many thing's all day.........You can do thing's frowned on or applauded.
It comes down to good, bad ,and ugly.
Herpes is ugly....
But so is every STD...
It comes down to good, bad ,and ugly.
Herpes is ugly....
But so is every STD...
by Jamal Rakeem Robertson January 16, 2020
Get the Herpesmug. The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
by buttfinger December 9, 2013
Get the Split Herpes Soupmug. 