People who write herp-slurp

The person who added that to the urban dictionary and doesn't realize that herpes can be also transmitted through mouth contact.

People who write herp-slurp and don't know their health facts are dumb.

by Anon305 December 4, 2010

Herp De Derp De Tittly Tum

A phrase originating on South park. It was used to insult Rob Schneider and his various roles. Used to express that there's just no point in explaining how ridiculous his roles are.

Rob Schneider is...Herp de derp de tittly tum.

by Kaira Pepper April 29, 2011

You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse

A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.

Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.

OR

Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!

by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.

Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010

showgirl herpes

(n) Glitter, glitter fucking everywhere. Just like herpes, you can never get rid of it! It's there for life.

After the show she found herself covered in showgirl herpes

by Danny London March 16, 2015

Nature herpes

Sand or fune dirt you can't get out or off of anything. As if it were herpes

The sand won't get out of my truck it's been like 3 weeks. What is it nature herpes.

by Taxobelll July 6, 2024

Herpes Pimple

A pimple around and very close to the mouth.

Max: Woah, does Stacey have the herp?!?!
Jason: No dude, she is just suffering from a bad herpes pimple.

by happyplatypus September 18, 2011