After a long day of beating off many times, the tip of the penis becomes red from too much friction resemblimg the red tip of a roman helmet.
by Jacob Banuelos April 16, 2006

As we drove through Manhattan, en-route to "Park-n-blow",
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.
by mavros May 1, 2006

1: Although there are other "sexual" meanings for the "purple helmet". The core definition is to compare someone to a less intelligent person.
2: To call someone stupid or a insulting retardation.
3: A inside joke about insulting someone that does not know what a purple helmet is.
2: To call someone stupid or a insulting retardation.
3: A inside joke about insulting someone that does not know what a purple helmet is.
by xBenjamin August 2, 2015

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace September 1, 2008

by biggus dikkus November 9, 2006

by little pix December 16, 2008

An attempted "night cap" which inadvertently turns into two or three drinks, thus becoming a "night helmet". Can also be attributed to a "night cap" drink served with a generous and sometimes unexpected alcoholic measure - i.e. in Spain or Italy.
by Mat Morris September 14, 2007
