After a long day of beating off many times, the tip of the penis becomes red from too much friction resemblimg the red tip of a roman helmet.
by Jacob Banuelos March 10, 2006
As we drove through Manhattan, en-route to "Park-n-blow",
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.
by mavros April 17, 2006
Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace June 17, 2006
1: Although there are other "sexual" meanings for the "purple helmet". The core definition is to compare someone to a less intelligent person.
2: To call someone stupid or a insulting retardation.
3: A inside joke about insulting someone that does not know what a purple helmet is.
2: To call someone stupid or a insulting retardation.
3: A inside joke about insulting someone that does not know what a purple helmet is.
by xBenjamin July 13, 2015
by biggus dikkus August 02, 2003
by little pix December 01, 2008
An attempted "night cap" which inadvertently turns into two or three drinks, thus becoming a "night helmet". Can also be attributed to a "night cap" drink served with a generous and sometimes unexpected alcoholic measure - i.e. in Spain or Italy.
by Mat Morris September 05, 2007