Harrison

A man child who loves God and his family. He cares about his wife and pets and his sister in laws.

Harrison is the best guy ever!

by littleart64 May 21, 2019

Harrison

This guy is NBA YoungBoy reincarnated and knows how to make a mean steak, he’s also sweet wit the gals

“Harrison is Harrison”

by Anonymous-\+*;) August 4, 2019

Harrison

A real Dick and backstabber. We will be with you for one minute and kill you the next.

Harrison is a backstabber.

by Badass Random Guy September 2, 2019

harrison

a really nice guy who likes to be noshed off by hoovers especially dysons

Harrison dicked his hoover

by harrisonthehoover October 2, 2019

harrison

Harrison is a man who likes being noshed off by hoovers

Harrison dicked his hoover

by harrisonthehoover October 2, 2019

Harrison Eldridge

Meme lord

Fails NNN but no one cares. Often has an erection then shoots through the gas stove, eating 10 grandpas before landing on pluto. He gets mad at his dad for not being his dad. Every day he gets his pet grape to lick a friendly cow. His lamas eat sexy paper clips. He trains Starbucks napkins to steal his goldfish crackers but is still not successful. There are purple mushrooms in Harry's backyard that scream tacos. He is so blue he is greener than purple. He spends his day thinking of his favourite colour on a scale from one to ten what is his favourite colour in the alphabet. Hi harry I'm dad

Teacher "Harrison Eldridge"
Harrison " I Just wanted my chair back"

"Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace"

"Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue. Don't smell my desk. It can make jam"

by "surfboard" November 13, 2019

Harrison

A worthless sack of shit, he deserves nothing more than death and to die alone from overeating in his shitty apartment.

“Look it’s Harrison”
“What a fucking sad dog”

by Harrison1248585 January 15, 2020