Martha, last night I went to the pet store to get a special treat for Brandon’s birthday, I’m giving him a Ratatouille Handjob!
by Smellyshart September 23, 2023
A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.
Male equivalent of platonic fingering
Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
Male equivalent of platonic fingering
Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
by Whattareyoudoing March 19, 2018
Yuri is a genre of Japanese pornography involving two women, handjobs are a sexual act where one stimulates anothers penis using their hands. Therefore, when two women give each other a handjob, it is a yuri handjob. This is primarily done between trans women because they have dicks and are women.
by Not AvilionAMillion May 13, 2023
Damn I’m sore he/she gave me that harambe handjob last night, thought they were going to rip my dick off.
by Steve Erwin February 09, 2024
The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.
Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!
Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!
Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023
Daisy knew Erik was having a hard time since being dumped by his girlfriend and being sacked. She had a boyfriend who was away with the navy even so she started giving Erik a weekly sympathy handjob.
by PantsuGoblin May 09, 2023
When two or more fans of a niche activity, normally strangers, engage in sharing stories, listing their collection, and generally nerding out, causing a flushed feeling within. Hobby handjobs can create lasting friendships.
I got a hobby handjob at an auto show last night. I think they are about to start a Hobby Handjob session. My husband is somewhere in the tool department no doubt having a Hobby Hnadjob.
by cdaworld January 17, 2024