This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.
by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021
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Hamster sunroof

When a man lays across the roof of a automobile and hangs his member from the sunroof,meanwhile the occupant(s) drink from said member like a hamster in a cage drinking from the bottle
Man, Carrie gave me a hamster sunroof in my 1500 last night it was crazy, esp doing 45 in a 25.
by Sailorguy 85 March 07, 2024
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Hamster sunroof

When a man lays on top of the roof of a car and sticks his dick through the (open) sunroof and the woman essentially acts like a thirsty hamster or vice versa when a woman splits over the sunroof and then man eats that up from inside the car
Mark: yeah bro my girl sent me this tiktok about the hamster sunroof and let me tell you dude, you can’t knock till you try it, best nut ever
James: damn man I wish my girl would eat my meat like that
by Bawlsinyojawls February 21, 2024
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Alabama hamster wheel

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother
"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"
by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 09, 2023
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Hamster cock

An extremely small penis which is mostly prone to be apart of people called Harry.
Random Guy:OMG bro you have such a Hamster Cock!
by Peter-File101 September 08, 2019
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hamster gangster

A jrod specifically a short one who dresses like a gangster and tries to be one but is so small you can't see them

~creator
Look at jrod he is a hamster gangster.
by Creator January 05, 2016
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Yawning Hamster

Synonym for a bad looking Vagina.
Used in awkward social circumstances, in situations that call upon a secondary notion of how totally messed up a woman's vagina is.
by OllyPearce May 21, 2011
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