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This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.
Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said
by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021
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hamster

A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.
A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.

I got with a hamster last night. My back is still sore since this morning."
"Bro what'd she do to you?"
"Pushed me against a wall."
by maskofsanity June 2, 2024
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hamster mom

A mom that frequently takes the virginity of younger men.
Your moms been hanging around with our friends quite a bit lately, you sure she isn't a hamster mom?
by Tugboi April 19, 2017
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thirsty hamster

The act of a laying across a sunroof while your partner gives you a blow job.
Dude my girl gave me a thirsty hamster last night.
by Jerden97 February 21, 2024
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hamster life

When you're a basic girl and you don't shower on the reg and try to cover it up with dry shampoo. #Hamsterlife
Ugh this hamster life of mine
by Basiccccccccc November 27, 2016
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hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.
I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.
by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018
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hamster pancake

a name for a silly type of person who gives a lot to charity and would sacrafice themselves for you
man: she is such a nice friend
woman: yeah shes a hamster pancake
by kati herpaderp September 8, 2017
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