Panty Hose

A substitute word for condom

condomhatrubbertrojan

"hey do you have the panty hose?"
"yeah."
"okay...let's do this!"
(strange noises come from bedroom)

by GirlScout January 3, 2009

homedogs

close friends that live in the commutity of the same sex gender

Ma, I will be hanging with my homedogs tonight.

by Payton Leo May 3, 2008

Hoed

The act of making someone your ho.

Vincent- Why are you drilling that wood?

Stuart- I'm warming up for your mom tonight.

Nathan- Damn, he just hoed you.

by SpeakerForTheDead March 16, 2009

garden hose

1. when you wake up in the morning and you have a raging boner because you had a long night of drinkin' or smokin' so you haven't pissed in a while, making you're morning wood hurt even worse than usual due to the large build-up of piss in your boner, like water in a garden hose.

2. useful garden tool for watering your plants.

1. Guy at Urinal: "Dude you have a fuckin' boner"

Guy # 2: "I know, I had a long night at the pub so I passed out before I could take a leak, had a dream about Pam Anderson, and woke up with a fuckin' garden hose."

2. "Honey pass me the garden hose so I can water my tulips."

by cpkay September 16, 2010

honed

when one is hyper and stoned at the same time. Various reasons could be one just drank too much of an energy drink and is acted stoned, although is not truly stoned and the other is the person is just hyper and actually stoned.

Yo, you are so honed right now man.

by Theman1337 August 27, 2006

hose her guts out

as in to hose her guts out, to fuck, shag etc.

I took her back to my flat and hosed her guts out.

by hoser July 5, 2003

hosedown

to decrease in intensity;minimize

"Yo,hose that shit down!"

by Uru Momo November 7, 2003