Kink in the hose

Annoying person who gets under your skin while trying to live your best life
Spencer, stop being such a kink in the hose and get out of my way! Sheeesh.
by the_austinjames June 20, 2021
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Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm
Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.
by Brad eichorn April 16, 2023
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Minority Fire hose

When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.
I gave my girlfriend a Minority Fire Hose, and knocked her off her feet with the pressure.
by BlueBooty November 19, 2014
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Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.
“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
by elamenapee March 28, 2020
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Brown Hose Kick

I got brown hose kicked in the ass last night.
by HotAlienTea December 07, 2019
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hershey hose

dirty euphemism for one's asshole.
"With no money and no phone, Claude was screwed up the hershey hose with no where to go."
by Jean-Claude December 25, 2009
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Rubber Hose Rampage

Rubber Hose Rampage is a 2024 boss rush game starring Mickey Mouse. The game was created in the wake of Steamboat Willie entering the public domain.

Upon release in early 2024, Rubber Hose Rampage was criticized for being a supposed Cuphead clone and being too difficult.

Those who criticized the game don't get what the game is going for. It's a shitpost game, and it works very well in that regard.

Once you acknowledge what Rubber Hose Rampage is all about, it's not only tolerable but downright fun to play, especially after a patch was made toning down the difficulty a little.

In the summer of 2024, a new boss was added where you fight Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, and upon defeating him, he becomes a player character, making the game even better.
Rubber Hose Rampage is NOT just a Cuphead clone.
by HildaSimp August 06, 2024
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