Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.
He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

To sit on a toliet, squat.Squatin on the hoop is a synoynym for a bowl movement over a hoop, or circular toliet. One is usually Squezzing a loaf, other wise known as pooping
by backflip joe April 30, 2006

by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019

That son of a bitch loves the cock and especially loves to catch it in the hoop.
Some chicks prefer vaginal intercourse, but others would rather catch it in the hoop.
Some chicks prefer vaginal intercourse, but others would rather catch it in the hoop.
by Barry Mafasinit December 10, 2011

by "Freedom" Fry February 6, 2010

a anime-inspired basketball game on roblox, often joked about as being the least updated game on roblox. a large update has begun as of december 7th 2024 causing this game to shut down temporarily.
zoid is widely regarded as the best player on this game
zoid is widely regarded as the best player on this game
by DeltaRidge December 6, 2024
