Holiday Whore

A Non-Religious person who celebrates holidays that they have no right to. For instance, if you denounced Christianity 15 years ago, yet you still celebrate Christmas and Easter, you are a Holiday Whore. Most Atheists are Holiday Whores.

"Dude, what are you doing shopping for Christmas? I thought you were Athiest?"
"Yea, but I still celebrate it."
"Why?"
"Dunno, its fun."
"Dude, you're a total Holiday Whore!"

by OggieOggieOggie,OinkOinkOink April 21, 2010

Random Austrian Holiday

Any of the many holidays (often related to Catholic feast days) celebrated in Austria. Since these tend to occur frequently and without warning, they are designated as random. Particularly important because all stores are closed on such days. Abbreviation: RAH.

Thanks for reminding me about the Random Austrian Holiday. I almost forgot to get groceries before!

by The New Musicologist August 14, 2009

Atheist Holiday

An oxymoron since, as the sole defining characteristic of an atheist is a lack of belief in god, an atheist holiday would be a celebration of nothing.

A better alternative is a Day of Reason or holiday in celebration of science such as Darwin Day.

An atheist holiday is as absurd as a christian scientist.

by Fett202 July 18, 2010

thug holiday

a good party, esp. one where there were mad phly bitches around, plenty of drinks and food, blunts, etc. where all them gangstas partied up from 3am to 6am in the NEXT day

ayo sam's open crib was a thug holiday.

by clapback December 30, 2003

Holiday hook up

After a man ejaculates on a woman's face and spreads it all around, he takes a handful of glitter and poof! holiday hook up baby!

Did you get a holiday hook up last night? Cause you have glitter all over your face.

by Dennis the Menace II October 29, 2009

5k holiday family

A family that runs 5ks on holidays

Person 1: How was your thanksgiving.
Person 2: Terrible I'm in a 5k holiday family. Our whole family was forced to get up early and run a 5k before we celebrated.

by Winston Sisk October 17, 2017

Roman holiday

When you are forced to shit in a port-a-potty (such as a music festival, county fair, etc) even though you took precautionary measures.

Man 1: why does Ro.an have such a defeated look on his face?
Man 2: Well, he took 2 shits and didn't eat anything so he wouldn't have to use the port-a-potty when we got here. No luck. He's going to take a Roman Holiday.

by bucknorris September 16, 2018