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This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.
Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said
by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021
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Obese Hamster

by TheNonObeseKat May 22, 2009
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saucy hamster

When a man shaces off his pubic hair and shapes it into a hamster then injects his seemen into and a girl eats it
Baby that saucy hamster last night was delicious
by xXDwBXxD May 13, 2011
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Yawning Hamster

Synonym for a bad looking Vagina.
Used in awkward social circumstances, in situations that call upon a secondary notion of how totally messed up a woman's vagina is.
Dude, she's got a yawning hamster.
by OllyPearce June 22, 2011
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The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.
by Dannielio April 21, 2007
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feeding the hamster

The act of putting objects inside the male urethra.

See sounding
After feeding the hamster long enough you can fit a finger in there.
by C. Kret August 5, 2008
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Hamster Tittie

the tittie area of a hamster. Also known as the funnest word when your blazed off your ass (:
by Kristin skeetskeet August 9, 2008
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