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ham darts

It’s like regular darts but the dart board is a ham
Hey, are you up for a game of ham darts tonight?
by francis the mule May 22, 2022
mugGet the ham dartsmug.

Jam the ham

"Think Sarah's jamming the ham in there" "Gonna jam the ham tonight with Sarah"
by DaddyChungus October 27, 2019
mugGet the Jam the hammug.

Ham Meat

a vagina lookin like an arby's sandwich.
She took off her pants, and her pussy looked like ham meat.
by dingohunter February 13, 2009
mugGet the Ham Meatmug.

Ham off

When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.
Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.
by stare November 6, 2011
mugGet the Ham offmug.

Ham Skin

I like pulling my ham skin.

She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.

Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
mugGet the Ham Skinmug.

Laser-Ham

Dear god, if you're looking this up it may already be too late for you. They are the dark ones, the decimators, the destroyers of civilization. The only actual sighting of them has reported them to look like abnormally large pieces of ham with glowing red eyes, who can shoot lasers strong enough to cut through anything. It's believed that the Bermuda Triangle is actually a den to these creatures, and the triangle is formed by three stationed hams firing lasers. They are commonly reported at redacted but seem to disappear by the time anybody arrives. One citizen who claims to have seen the Laser-Hams claimed that they were ruled by an "AbraHAM Lincoln", an Abraham Lincoln who much resembles our own, but instead has a piece of ham around his right eye, which is replaced with a glowing crimson one. It is not proven true or false if this entity exists yet.
Doomed person 1: "Dear god, the Laser-Ham, they're coming!"
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*
by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021
mugGet the Laser-Hammug.

Ham Water

Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.
This ham water is oily and greasy. Not to mention stanks. I’ve got to cut out the fried chicken.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
mugGet the Ham Watermug.

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