by francis the mule May 22, 2022
Get the ham dartsmug. by DaddyChungus October 27, 2019
Get the Jam the hammug. by dingohunter February 13, 2009
Get the Ham Meatmug. When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.
by stare November 6, 2011
Get the Ham offmug. Foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
I like pulling my ham skin.
She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.
Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.
She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.
Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
Get the Ham Skinmug. Dear god, if you're looking this up it may already be too late for you. They are the dark ones, the decimators, the destroyers of civilization. The only actual sighting of them has reported them to look like abnormally large pieces of ham with glowing red eyes, who can shoot lasers strong enough to cut through anything. It's believed that the Bermuda Triangle is actually a den to these creatures, and the triangle is formed by three stationed hams firing lasers. They are commonly reported at redacted but seem to disappear by the time anybody arrives. One citizen who claims to have seen the Laser-Hams claimed that they were ruled by an "AbraHAM Lincoln", an Abraham Lincoln who much resembles our own, but instead has a piece of ham around his right eye, which is replaced with a glowing crimson one. It is not proven true or false if this entity exists yet.
Doomed person 1: "Dear god, the Laser-Ham, they're coming!"
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*
by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021
Get the Laser-Hammug. Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Get the Ham Watermug.