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Grumping

To be actively grumpy, in such a way that the person in question is actively making an effort to be grumpy and, moreover, express that grumpiness.
Dude: Harrumph. Grr. I'm so grumpy.
Guy: Dude, why are you grumping like that?
by BTKD March 15, 2011
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grumpy trail

At the time you are hooking up with someone you have an extreme sensation to drop a duece you then do it right there from their belly button down to penis or vagina. Which then it is no longer a happy trail it is a grumpy trail. (this may work best when your partner is handcuffed so then they can not stop or prevent the grumpy trail)
"Yeah i guess Tyler and Mary Jo doing their casual daily routine (afternoon delight) and tyler gave Mary Jo a grumpy trail. And to top it off Mary jo is Tylers mom (RUMP)"

"It was a warm summer day at Beaver Lake, Brookes (45) and Emma (14) just got done jet skiing on the shithole they call their lake. Emma laid Brookes down on the sand then giving him a warm sensational grumpy trail. So sational Brookes moaned, "I LOVE YOU PATTY!!"
by Mia Queefington December 24, 2007
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Grumption

The quality of a beer mugs 'thumbrest', and its ability to allow one total control over the mug.
A beer mug with perfect or absolute grumption can be picked up with a single thumb. A large amount of beer mugs have good grumption, but the majority are on the lower scale of the grumption continuum.
by Double Dust January 20, 2008
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Grumpus

Marijuana that makes you grumpy when your with your friends or fellow stoners
Maan that weed must be grumpus, everyone is bein so custy
by Ldogg and Kb December 7, 2003
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grumpkin

a short, trollish, bitch that everyone hates. She's annoying, ugly, and the kinda girl you would love to punch in the face...repeatedly.
Brandon's girlfriend is such a grumpkin.
by clayton September 20, 2004
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grumph

Another name for a ladies vagina
She had a real hairy grumph!
by tom ashmore March 8, 2008
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Grumpus

Marijuana that makes you cranky and or angry at fellow smokers or stoner friends.
Man that buds grumpus, im swayze.
by kb and ldogg December 6, 2003
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