Gordon

Gordon is the sexiest man on earth, the way his luscious thick ass jiggles as he walks, his beautiful chocolate skin and most importantly his amazing cowboy hat. I just want him to ride me like a horse and have his way with me, spread me wide open and go to town on my soft ass.

Me and Gordon were in the car our eyes met, my heart was pounding as he came closer and took the virginity from my lips I could feel his course beard rub on my face. We proceeded to do things that would get us kicked out of any church we may enter. God I love Gordon.

by Captcop May 26, 2021

Gordon

A Male Swirly Tabby Cat That Meows And Plays with Kittens.

This is Gordon

by MayDayMeh June 16, 2018

Noah Gordon

Being better than everyone in every way.

Person 1: Hey did you hear we I won the race?
Person 2: Yeah you were like Noah Gordon!

by Noah Gordon October 27, 2022

the gordon dripman

he's a pro crim player and also very rich

the gordon dripman hey guys im a pro

nasa: no ur not lmao broke ass fatass

qurtov: wtf no he's so good at the game ur so cringe

by a mental gordon fryman August 23, 2021

Gordon Leadfoot

Da "evil twin" to da "nearly-weightless on his toes" Canadian singer; said "black sheep" counterpart loves to really "floor it" when driving.

I wonder if da melodious-voiced songwriter of "Ghosts of Cape Horn:" and "Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" fame is having to perform overtime just to pay for his irresponsible relative Gordon Leadfoot's speeding tickets???

by QuacksO May 7, 2020

George Gordon

A guy that touches kids, but people except him because he has warzone bot lobby’s and also he does loads of drugs so he’s really cool so he is allowed to touch little kids.

Hey George Gordon, If you give me warzone bot lobby’s you can touch my little brother Jack.

by Charlie Smallbone October 31, 2020

Gordons Alive

To get a rather large stonk on, aka erection aka morning glory

Lookout missus gordons alive

by Hamtoucher December 4, 2010