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Hot Grapes

Haemorrhoids; swellings that contain enlarged and swollen blood vessels in or around the lower rectum and anus
"There's bad weather coming. I can tell because my hot grapes are playing up."
by Professor New Burger January 9, 2014
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Holla Grape

Holla Grape is a synonym of the phrase "well done". It can be used in the same situations but it sounds better.
"Hey holla grape to that touchdown"

"How would you like your steak cooked?"
"Oh I'l have it holla grape, thanks"
by JarryHawkslip November 25, 2013
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Grape Anal

When a man shoves a whole package of grapes into ones anus. As they sit there and wait for them to poop it out the man eats the grapes as they fall out of the butthole.
I gave my girlfriend some grape anal last night.
by Fireclysm November 21, 2016
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Grape Hanger

The testicles and or scrotum of a grown man.
God damn it Brenda! Your busting my grape Hangers.
by Philipo November 24, 2016
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Yoda grape

when something has gotten out of hand or someone went too far

origin:
In the lead up to the release of Star Wars VII The force awakens, licensing for star was products was everywhere, even a packet of grapes with Yoda on them, star wars licensing got out of hand.
"those false lashes with coloured feathers on them she wore were the yoda grapes of makeup".

Taylor plays careless whisper on his saxaphone to a bachelorette party for 3 hours and their vaginas melt off

"Dude, Taylor shit got totally yoda grapes at the club on Saturday"

"punching your neighbours dog was a little yoda grapes"
by b.rex_ March 26, 2016
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Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.
Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story
by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019
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Graping Sunshine

A night where you have stayed up until 3 AM, go into the kitchen, take a grape out of the refrigerator, wash it, put it in your asshole, and then go to sleep. The next morning, when you take a shit, you will get a burning sensation of grape juice flowing out of your rectum. Congratulations you have made your breakfast drink!
"I wake up every morning to a nice cup of my son's Graping Sunshine."
by LewdNinja January 17, 2020
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