Consolation Fries

Free food given to you by restaurants when they screw up your food.

"I was at Outback and they didn't cook my steak right. When it came back to the table, there were more fries on the plate. They gave me "Consolation Fries."

by Myrina September 24, 2011

Double dime and fries

Shorthand for a 20 piece chicken McNugget and a medium fry, usually ordered after 10 PM, and occasionally drunk

Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's can I take your order?

Me: double dime and fries, my good dude

Cashier: ...one of those days, huh?

Me: ... yeah...

by N00berson McGee November 15, 2016

burger and fries

When a girl wants you to tiggle her titties and she's craving the pointy thing in your pants

I want your burger and fries *wink*

by vaginapowerforallhumananatomy November 24, 2015

freedom fries

Those artistic cuts of potatoes formely known as "French Fries" seem to embody, with the most "relevant" example, human tendancy to drop(dead) down symbols instead of arguing and solve problematic issues.
This name switch, after America's punishment upon French people, must have been such a disappointment for French Nation, already stuck in centuries of war with Belgium over whose "frites" are the best, that nobody even asked for the "Statue de la liberté" to be re-named in "French Statue", for it was a longtime gift from France to USA.
Still, French people must be very happy to keep their french kisses, french manicure and french lovers... While America keeps its "Tartine à la mode de Hambourg".
A Cold War like statu quo, that both nations will surely spend trying to remember over what they were arguing in the first place.
In all the world biggest issues, Food matters after all.

"France must have send frenchified or out-of-date freedom fries to Bill Clinton, in order to turn him into mad french lover and made him attack french manicured Monica. "French" news or Japanese whispers?"

by ClockworkClémentine August 30, 2006

Freedom Fries

u are all f-ing retards

I eat freedom fries, f-ing idiots

by squash May 8, 2003

California Home Fries

Breakfast item served to one night stands that insist on staying for breakfast. Made by first ejactulating onto the back or torso of another and then allowing to dry. Dried semen is then scraped from the body, fried, and served with eggs, toast, or other breakfast foods.

I served that bitch some California Home fries after fucking her shit last night.

by Sport April 30, 2006

Freedom Fries

The name given to French fries when corporations get uppity. The type of freedom they espouse being the "mass-manufactured, cheaply-produced and incredibly bland" type.

Man, I don't care if these are French fries or Freedom fries, they taste like cardboard either way.

by Meh May 9, 2003