flapster

a flapster is a drunk mother, or woman over 40, who appears to be possibly a lesbian, but is not accustomed to sexual activity of the sort. it is impossible to see a "lone flapster" as they always come in pairs, or more.

Last night, my mom went to the neighbor's to hang out with her flapster friend. She came home a bit too tipsy.

by shesmymother July 25, 2009

flapsack

A condition most often brought about immediately following a rather formidable ejaculatory event.

It will generally cause ones scrotol-sack to appear deflated, flappy and saggy.

The condition typically resolves itself in 8-12 hours once the owner of the flapsack has had the opportunity to replenish his bodily fluids and what not.

Tyrone to his partner: Man homegirl Shwatanquerayray done wore me out bro....she done left me with a flapsack el grande yo.

Lucious in response: Ahhhhh yeeahh homegirl be knowing how to operate her body fo sho. You best get some gatorade or coolade up in ya for the dehydration mane.

by Shit Fkcuer Deluxe September 5, 2013

flop drip

Wet vagina

Shorty was soaking wet she got that flop drip

by Dripflop96 March 2, 2020

flip-flop warrior

A person that wears flip-flops no matter what weather or time of day.

Jenny: Did you see Alyson? She wore flip-flops to the class ski trip!
Mona: What can I say, she's a flip-flop warrior...

by exoticskittles June 27, 2009

Flip Flop Bitch

A flip flop bitch is someone who likes to change up they story.

" Age doesn't define maturity. "
Now they have problems with someone so they tell them to "act their age". Now that girl is being a flip flop bitch.

by lit.pyt September 2, 2016

up ya flaps

An old english black country term used when toasting to somebodies good health. simililar to cheers or bottoms up

for example, "please raise your glasses to the bride and groom and wish them all the best" then everyone says "up ya flaps"

by Big Ricky P August 27, 2006

flapsnot

vaginal secretions

by nikki chat goddess July 31, 2003