floppy river

It’s like a 69, but with diarrhea.

I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.

by Floppy River Boatman July 29, 2023

floppy

Reminiscent of the old school days with floppy disks, someone who dresses floppy throws it back with their fashion.

Spectator 1: Damn Jack, homeboy dressed like he's straight out of the 80s.

Spetator 2: Bruuuuhh, that man looking floppy.

by LilDad March 6, 2017

Floppy

The definition of slime

Slime is floppy

by y u looking at my name??? December 23, 2022

Floppy jalopy

A dick that’s floppy

“Hey can I put my floppy jalopy in you?”

by Lamaii August 5, 2022

floppy-cute

something that is so floppy it is cute

My son has the best floppy-cute ears.

by sickgoat3 January 14, 2018

floppy fish

A demo of an old song an artist teases approximately 10 years before the full, finished song actually comes out.

I'd been driving all afternoon when I heard Owl City finally dropped that floppy fish called Car Trouble after fans begged for years for him to release it.

by wizoomer95 February 29, 2024

Floppy dragon

When you drag ur penis around her face and cum non stop on her face also

Yo I did a floppy dragon to Jenny last night

by Slave king February 1, 2021