farksnarkle

a term used instead of a word that could be considered offensive.

Example:

Man, what the farksnarkle is wrong with you?!

by doc_bro December 29, 2010

farker

A word describing someone or something who is ill-intentioned, a jerk, rude, detrimentally stupid, dangerous, hazardous, a douchebag, or just plain mean.

1) That farker almost ran me off the road!
2) That farker just bit me!
3)You are such a farker, you kept me waiting outside, for you, for over 2 hours!

by Cheesepig March 5, 2011

Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

by nar1763 December 14, 2011

flackout

an uncontrolled and forgettable outpour of useless knowledge

James had a flackout

by Chris Small May 8, 2014

Farkle

A mixture of a fart and chuckle/ cackle.

You just farkled on Johnny's face!

by Africanbootyscratcher August 31, 2015

Farker

A fart fucker

Did you know Jesse was a farker?!

by Jessigirr November 3, 2015

Fark

(A conjunction of fuck and fart; can also be spelled "farck.") The act of farting as a result of being penetrated in a sexual act. Usually, the farting is a result of pressure directly or indirectly on the farter's anal canal by a sexual partner's or partners' body part(s). Alternately, the fart may emerge as a result of the farter tensing abdominal muscles in the act of fucking. In any case, farking results from a physical pressure in a sexual act, and does not refer to the accidental release of a fart during sex due to the farter's inability to hold in gas.

M: "Hey Delilah, how was your night of sweet lovemaking with Henry?"
Delilah: "It was soo embarrassing! I was far(c)king all over the place! Right when he inserted, the pressure on the wall of my anal canal made me fark! And then when I was riding him, the fierce engagement of my abdominal muscles caused me to fark even more. But at the end of it he told me he loved me, so I would say it was worth it."
M: "Wow, well I'm so happy that you had a great night. I can relate to the farcking, though--that happens to me all the time."

by GarliChic March 20, 2016