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Fidel Castro

It hasn't been said here yet, but this schmuck of a dictator died on November 25, 2016. He reigned Cuba far too long.

Flawed to the core by communist ideology, this man only did the bare minimum to differentiate himself from the likes of Soviet Russia or North Korea, but was still FAR far behind with regards to the 'utopia' he and its citizens envisioned. He was more antihero than hero. His cruelness and bigotry negates his goodwill. While he took the nation two steps foreword, the citizens took a toll of four steps backward.
Doris: Yo you ever heard of Fidel Castro?
Boris: Nope
Doris: He's that Cuba dictator who went full communist and ultimately fucked up his country
Boris: Oh shiittt
Doris: He would literally kill anyone for not having the same music tastes as him
Boris: Wtfff
Doris: He's dead now though
Boris: Yooo lets goooo
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 21, 2021
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Fadget

A gadget that is either useless or already exists which is renamed and relentlessly marketed to fad status with promises of either: 1) weight loss 2) stain/spot removal 3) improved sleep 4) whiter teeth.
Hey man, Dwayne's portable, solar airfryer with wifi is a total fadget.
by Eddie Burns December 29, 2021
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fedgelord

Fedgelord describes the modern crossover between federal agents and edgelords online. With a large number of the modern isis or neo-nazi community online being represented as feds or edgelords, it's only a matter of time that the two cross over.
"Hey bro check out *insert edgy name here* he's so based!" - Person 1
"Idk man I feel like he's a fedgelord." -Person 2
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Figerdasher

One who works closely with Fig fruit. (Ficus carica) The great philosopher Isaac Newton was a well renowned figerdasher, some might say.

Source JC
Isaac is this towns best figerdasher. His fig cookies are so tasty.
by Mercury Man June 9, 2023
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Figger

This word is a respelling for the wornd "figure" ,as it is pronunced the same. Figure means a shape of an object or item.
That figger/figure is so huge! I wonder what it is...
by Google Tricks September 8, 2023
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maxi-fide

to the max; to the extreme; without a planned out method of advancement
/I maxi-fide that sweet burnout, look its like 300ft. long and a posi to boot!
by Ricki Bobby June 25, 2007
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kidie fidler

Daragh is a kidie fidler
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