Faaselavei

A beautiful island woman. She is intelligent with a crazy sense of humor. Joyful and a wonderful friend. Vei will rock your world!

Faaselavei says "Do you know I was dancing in front of the window while your landlord was here? I hope he didn't think I was flirting."

by veisfriend February 7, 2010

False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....

Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"

by TerribleTink June 23, 2010

farbelsnough

the simultanious act of farting, belching, sneezing, and coughing.

this mothafucka just farbelsnoughed!

by txmetalhead February 27, 2011

farbelgaster

Noun. A human that is no longer human but sub-human. the farbelgaster is known for being lazy, sleepy, slothful, and a procrastinator. It has many similarities to a troll in actions and habitat. they have social issues and do not do well in large groups of humans but around their same kind can find similarities that tie them together and allow them to communicate in meaningful ways among themselves. Enjoy the company of a Human Female, but most females avoid them like the plague. Farbelgaster females are extremely rare and tend to have extreme emotional and social issues like the males.

Rick you need to come out of your room and cleanbefore you become a farbelgaster.

by shnushnu June 29, 2011

False Popularity

False popularity is the illusion of being popular. This is when supporters do not actually believe in the person/thing they seem to be supporting. This is often caused by the supporters feeling forced or as if they have to support someone.

*Photos*on*Facebook* "LIKE AND SHARE IF YOU LOVE GOD; KEEP SCROLLING IF YOU WANT TO BURN IN HELL". This makes most people feel like they have to like and share the photo, thus making this false popularity.

by polarbearjockey November 27, 2012

Falsee

When you've had a late night out getting drunk but you wake up early with seemingly a ton of energy. So you get up and go about your day only to suddenly feel a huge energy drop, normally after you have eaten.

It's essentially a late hang-over.

(Pronounced False-E or False-E's)

Tom: "I was out really late last night with Dan and Gary but I woke up super early and I feel brilliant"

Dan: "Nah, mate. Don't fall for it. You've got the falsee's!"

....2 hours later

Tom: "I'm feeling so drained, I need to sleep so bad."

Dan: "Told ya it was a falsee!"

by Dandonian December 9, 2012

false bottom

When a person holds their legs together and is penetrated, from behind, just below the genitalia. This would give the penetrator the same feeling as if they are actually inside the receiver.

She wanted to remain a virgin until marriage, so she created a false bottom for Chaz.

by MarshallArts December 13, 2014