ftk

For The kill - Based on For the win(ftw)

knife le onoseurs ftk!

by Leetcard2 September 26, 2004

FTS

Acronym for Fuck that shit

Usually used in Text message, IM, E-mail

Person one: Want to go to A&Ws?

Person two: No! FTS!

by n00bskoolbus April 4, 2010

FTL

Faster Than Light.

"I wish they would invent FTL drives soon and we'll start conquering planets outside our solar system!".

by DarkMatter42 March 22, 2010

FTPing

1. Hating On the Police
2. Doing Shit that pisses the police off

Gary: Cole theres a cop
Cole: Watch this drift

-Cop Pulls Cole over-
Cop: Do you know why i pulled you over?
Cole: Because Pig I was mother fucking FTPing

by garydaboss December 30, 2010

FTTTEOTD

FTTTEOTD stands for Follow Them To The Edge of The Desert, a band name that was thought up by Todd Lowe's character Zach Van Gerbig in Gilmore Girls.

ZACH

"Follow Them to the Edge of the Dessert" is memorable and classy.

BRIAN FULLER

I run out of breath every time I say it.

ZACH

You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.

DAVE RYGALSKI

Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illnesses.

BRIAN FULLER

Even without an inhaler, "Follow Them to the Edge of the Dessert" is too long.

ZACH

Yeah, but when we get famous, our fans will shorten it to FTTTEOTD

by hordak0110 April 26, 2013

FTFT

"Fuck this, fuck that"

When you're having a bad day just say FTFT

by Queen_Auty May 1, 2016

First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS)

a prolonged emotional attachment to the person who took your virginity

I can't get over John. I think I have First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS).

by spidermanrawrrr October 22, 2009