tasca flu

A virus spread throughout an office by an individual named tasca

Tasca flu is sweeping through the office

by Non-Authoritative-Answer September 4, 2019

tax flu

A term referring to an imaginary illness; when someone receives their income tax refund and they decide to call in sick to their employer so they can spend that money.

Ben went to H&R Block yesterday and they gave him an advance on his income tax refund, so of course he called in sick today with the tax flu.

by Duchess of Dayton February 9, 2017

flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2022

pussy flu

when you suck too much pussy or ur pussy isn't sucked enough

omg he has pussy flu!!

by ast3r1aa November 14, 2021

pussy flu

Wheb reichert is a rookie and doesn't know what to do with a girl

Reichert got pussy flu after not pleasing his girl

by Big Baxter October 11, 2016

bong flu

the sickness that one acquires when sharing a joint, pipe, bong, or any other smoking appliance with a group

"Yo are you coming out tonight?"

"Nah sorry, I got a came down with a wicked case of bong flu last night at the hotbox."

by Cheif Queef November 28, 2016

Hoochie flu

When you lay out of work with a Hoochie girl

I can't come in today , I've got the Hoochie flu

by dat middle child June 1, 2016