floating chaos

When a man pre-cums in a public pool and it rises to the surface

Is it just me or does that look like some floating chaos?

by Daddy Cupid December 22, 2017

floating an air biscuit

Synonym for doing nothing important or helpful.

Bag of prunes: what were u doing ystrdy
The Stick: floating an air biscuit

Bag of prunes: same

by Mars'seile April 2, 2016

Root-beer Float

When someone performs anal on another, ejaculates into the cavity and then proceeds to eat the booty like it’s groceries.

Guuurl, last night he came in my ass and then he sucked it out... say it tasted like a root-beer float.

by Wiccapedia October 23, 2020

Float’

To Win $8,000 or more Dollars a Day on a consistent basis without giving your Counterparts the chance do indulge in the excellent chose of sports betting Picks.
Created by Alfred Gaines

We Float’🤫💵

by Sheena G. February 6, 2021

Boom, floated.

The phrase you use when something works out for you.

"Hey I'll be at the lake by 3. Hbu?"
"Me too!"
"Boom, floated. See you there!"

by Calymonkey May 27, 2017

Furniture Float

The calling for getting ones dick hard in the sense of the cowgirl sex position.

"Last night I was talking to Jess and the way she talked made my furniture float"

by 84matt460 April 5, 2021

Float Back Mountain

When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.

-I had a massive dump today that didn't want to be flushed.

- Oh, so you had a float back mountain?

by Krqkan September 24, 2016