Please the fetus

The act of showing respect to a pregnant woman

I have to please the fetus with my wife for 9 months.

by Kamran Becker October 23, 2018

Fetus Penis

The only penis smaller than a baby penis

Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis

by MuzzikA0 March 28, 2022

Fetus Shanker

Typically used to describe men who have been convicted of knife crime on fetus's.

Dont let that guy near the maternity ward!!.. he's a fetus shanker!

by Amadeus1982 July 28, 2019

cactus fetus

1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.

2. Seed of a cactus.

1. Dylan is such a cactus fetus.

2. Kennedy and McKenzie decided to but some cactus fetus.

by Kittune, Lord of Chickens April 14, 2016

Fetus

a fetus is a cluster of cells thats growing into something that can puck on you

omg i cant believe my best friend is growing a fetus

by TheWorstOfTheBest October 16, 2020

Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef July 19, 2016

dirt fetus

a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix

"dude my girlfriend is making me hold onto our dirt fetus while she goes to the store"

by gillard johnson April 1, 2024