FBI

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is a governmental agency responsible for making DVDs fifteen seconds longer.

Mom why cant i skip pass the FBI warning label

by DarkSoldier0238 March 11, 2024

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FBI Open Up

When you are watching TV involving suspicious amonguses in your house

Guy: "I think I'll play some Among Us"
Guy: "Ooh I'm impostor"
Guy: "I think I'll kill this guy"
FBI: "FBI open up"

by MeowMeow3030 February 22, 2025

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fbiat

F.b.i.a.t : an acronym that means ‘full bush in a thong’.

*two friends talking*
Friend 1: look at her, she’s totally fbiat.
Friend 2: totally.

by Pinkypromise26 April 22, 2025

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The name the FBI phone operators earned historical for never doing a damn thing when it came to pedophiles and child porn. They like to lean into the pedophiles of netflix, wag, and Texas. After 100 calls getting those things to not retaliate and just investigate cases earned them the title of the most pathetic employees in this government. It must have failed at Standford that is how useless relying on them to do their jobs with at least half the effort of your local baristas is embarrassing for this country.

Oh your child was in child porn and some Duffer keeps trying to make money off it on Netflix, I tried calling FBI pedophonics for you but it likes saying you are a frequent tipster instead, your child. Your dead pedophile tricked out child is a frequent tipster. Also, don't worry it will just try to retaliate that you might hold them accountable with names, brainwashing, look alikes on netflix. That is the story of how it failed its country. But you know it will do anything for money. But don't worry it has this lame excuse like its eurovision.

by The teens in TX Duffer Trash May 18, 2025

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