Best Fiance Ever

Someone who is attentive, creative, funny, sexy, and loving.

Evidence shows that Stuart Barton is the Best Fiance Ever.

by knowledgeable source February 15, 2010

MOST 2020 DAY EVER!

A day so bad it causes one to forget you were nearly decapitated the day before.

OMG, yeah almost getting hit by that tree made me totally forget I was there right after the fatal crash on 80/94 this morning. I was going west, and they had Torrance blocked off. Car was obliterated. Then on the way home, Torrance and Calumet were closed because there was supposed to be a riot in Cal City. LOL MOST 2020 DAY EVER!

--Ray Huntington

by my-nod-use-esp August 11, 2020

The manliest man to ever man

Flynn O'Reilly is the manliest man to ever man

The manliest man to ever man
"have you seen Flynn O'Reilly?"
"Who, The manliest man to ever man

?"
"Yeah he's fucking metal"

by lo23cem57 October 23, 2019

Best I Ever Had

The sweetest little baby amgel primcess bun you've ever seen. Definitely the best anyone could ever have. Is the best girlfriend in the whole wide world and definitely wife material. 100% the love of your life.

This girl is the Best I Ever Had. I love her so much!

by Picnic Bear October 19, 2023

ever heard of Opin-yawns

A common phrase used in Youtube comment sections to sorta-kindly remind them that they should just shut up and remind them not everybody thinks like them

Person A : Even non-sex gacha sucks
Person B : Ever heard of opin-yawns?

by FoxCrescentRoll May 16, 2020

your the best dad ever!

Used to describe a dad who is the best dad ever.

My dad gave me 20 quadrillion dollars and I told him your the best dad ever!

by urmumm3505 June 4, 2018

Most Perfect Boy Ever

Marco. Marco has the cutest smile you’ll ever see. He speaks soft words and gives the most comfortable hugs. He always asks to hold hands when walking or sitting together. Before he leaves he’ll look at you with his gorgeous eyes and ask for one last goodbye kiss. But, his stench reeks and invades the air. His stink is so bad grass shrivels and dies as he walks over it, and any water surrounding him evaporates from his hotness. He is so hot that he is the reason the globe is warming. However, love is stronger than his scorching heat and his terrible stench. In fact, it’s been scientifically proven that Marco’s love can heal every broken bone caused from tripping over his cuteness within 24 hours. He’s so incredibly smart and cute.

In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).

And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3

Poop pleb 1: Wow do you know who the Most Perfect Boy Ever is?

Poop pleb 2: Marco?

Poop pleb 1: literally

Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.

by Marcoiscute January 29, 2023