One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think his name is Even."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think his name is Even."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
Even is cute
by DarkViperAu May 9, 2019
Get the Evenmug. The most sexy and hottest person in the the world. He are drunk at least 3 times in a week and love parties. Everybody know who Even is.
by Hamburger69 February 24, 2017
Get the Evenmug. the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible
by --ee-- October 7, 2023
Get the not even in a month of sundaysmug. by yiuasjgdiloasy May 17, 2022
Get the I cant even tell youmug. Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019
Get the not even going to fapmug. <.7.9.7.6>Even Numbers COme With Four Words, Ante Meridian, Even, Post Meridian,<Midnight>Mid<n>ight<Midnight> Including Even <&>AnUdA<&> Odd Numbers HAs Two Words Odd, And Prime<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6>Even Numbers COme With Four Words, Ante Meridian, Even, Post Meridian,<Midnight>Mid<n>ight<Midnight> Including Even <&>AnUdA<&> Odd Numbers HAs Two Words Odd, And Prime<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Even Numbers COme With Four Words, Ante Meridian, Even, Post Meridian,<Midnight>Mid<n>ight<Midnight> Including Even <&>AnUdA<&> Odd Numbers HAs Two Words Odd, And Prime<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A chip module by Janne Suni (Tempest as handle) that won the oldskool music competition in Assembly demoparty in 2000. The reason why it is famous for the fact that Timbaland plagiarized the SID cover of the song for the "Do it" by Nelly Furtado. (maybe also because of HHgregg Chrismas in July ad)
Person one (yeah I got really lazy): Holy shit this chip is good what is it called?\
Person two: It's Acidjazzed Evening by tempest.
Person two: It's Acidjazzed Evening by tempest.
by 933 August 22, 2025
Get the Acidjazzed eveningmug.