rectal engineer

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.

My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.

by Dos Divas August 1, 2009

Used Engine

A recently acquired girlfriend who is already impregnated by someone else.

Dude, check out my new girlfriend!

Aww man, she's pregnant! You just got yourself a used engine!

by Aliky February 22, 2010

New England Earthquake

When a snowstorm or series of snowstorms hit the New England region causing buildings to collapse under the weight of the accumulated snow. Thus the end result of the collapsed building is the same of that as an earthquake.

That Nor'easter sure did a total. It seems like after all these storms, a New England Earthquake hit and destroyed the buildings.

by bookertdub February 23, 2011

Southern Engineer

surprisingly brilliant (the accent is deceptive), can make rockets out of anything, uses cotton fields as launch pads, uses y'all and centripetal force in the same sentence

NASA

He made a rocket out of moonshine; he must be a southern engineer.

by rocketnerd November 12, 2011

new england lobster trap

When you are making love to a woman, and when your about to climax, she wraps her legs around you and says that she isn't on birth control. Thus, forcing you to conceive a child with her.

"I was with this really crazy girl and she New England Lobster Trapped me!"
"Looks like I'm going to be a father..."

by Vindit January 5, 2015

pussy engine

a moms minivan thats engine is so weak that you can't hear it.

"Dude your mom has such a pussy engine."

by pussy engine inventor July 8, 2014

New England clam bake

When a girl sitting down farts letting the flatulence flow up through the pussy lips over the clit.

Sara sitting in class; dang girl I just farted and just New England clam baked my pussy.

by New England clam bake December 17, 2018