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by PLAYSTATIONSTORE September 15, 2020
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To be the most annoying mf of all time. Evan likes to think he’s funny even though all his jokes come off as cringe.
ā€œHey is that a garbage can?ā€

ā€œNope thats just evanā€
by moony.moon.moon October 6, 2020
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To be one of the most annoying bitches. Evan tends to think he’s funny even though his jokes come off as cringe. The correct response to an evan is to tell him to stfu.
ā€œHey is that a garbage can?ā€

ā€œNope thats just evanā€

ā€œOh no stfu evanā€
by moony.moon.moon October 6, 2020
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by YOR moms best friend October 27, 2020
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by YOR moms best friend October 27, 2020
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a great guy, he’s really talented and smart but he doesn’t know it, he’s a great listener and he’s such a dork but he’s my dork. he’s really funny and really fucking good at playing the guitar, and he’s for sure one of the most selfless and kind people i’ve ever met. he’s a great hugger and he has really strong arms and abs, we have so many inside jokes and he makes me feel so much better about myself. he’s a genuine person, and he always accepts me and supports me no matter what:) he’s really nice to my family and my friends, he’s also really empathetic and he’s really hot, he’s a great boyfriend and friend. such a great person, i don’t ever want to lose him, i love you evan:))
ā€œevan spent like two hundred dollars taking ubers to see me this weekendā€
ā€œoh what a silly gooseā€
by sugar daddy ;) November 6, 2020
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a man who is a peace of shit and will ruin ur life if u even try to help him. he is self centred and always complains about his life. he has very pretty eyes and will be there for u if u don’t piss him off
emma: this guy is being mean

carter: i bet it’s an evan
by kyliefleming November 8, 2020
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