by Laconic February 3, 2022

by kalevadermetgel February 11, 2019

an amazing guy who is relatively quiet and who gets to know you and is amazing for years and then changes all of a sudden and stops caring about you ignoring you and blowing you off for no reason
by 21wolliweelyak September 25, 2023

That one trick pony who is a Defensive End for the Calgary Rebels, he can get lit in the locker room and he can hoop (A little). He has a nice whack Lonzo Ball form.
by GoshThatItalianFamilyIsQuiet March 8, 2019

Elijah is a very sweet and kind and cute person. Elijah can be a heart breaker but when he finds the right girl you will know he loves you. his personality is awesome, he will make you feel like the only girl in the world. he has awesome style and drip, he will always try his best to make you happy. he is an awesome hugger. when you find an Elijah don't loose him
"elijah is so cute".
by Christian child December 6, 2020

The most gorgeous, wonderful guy you could ever lay eyes on. He's different, out of the ordinary, special. His smile makes all the hipster girls go weak at the knees. Elijah's are usually short, but make up for it with their huge dicks. With his wonderfully smooth, hilarious personality it's impossible to dislike Elijah. Absolutely nothing can get in his way. He want's to stand out. He's not even aware of the swooning chicks that are desperately waiting for him to give them one of his looks. He's independent. Beautiful. Perfection.
"Hey... Is that Elijah riding his bike?"
"Oh my god, it is! Man, I wish he would notice me."
"I think I'm in love with Elijah."
"Oh my god, it is! Man, I wish he would notice me."
"I think I'm in love with Elijah."
by Elijah's secret gf November 20, 2023
