Dylan

A gay ass son of a bitch with a really small penis who dates a lot of girls who end up hating him. He thinks he is cool and has anger issues.

Girl: Jeez I hate Dylan he's such an asshole.

by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016

Dylan

A big Fuck-Ass loser with an undersized penis and a habit for sex with underage girls and old men.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.

Person 1: GET THE F*CK OFF MY DYLAN!

Person 2: (calmly) Dylan is such a whore.

by #YOLO SWAG <3 August 28, 2013

Dylan

A fuckboi who trys to stick his milameter Peter in to every girl he sees. a fat ugly fuck who can't spell. Thinks he is a light skin nigga. Beats his meat daily and never had any good pussy. (I am Dylan so I know this is true)

Man Dylan is one ugly fucking cunt.

by Xgscumpthemkids October 2, 2017

dylan

Big lips and big head girls hate him and he goes to rams/Roseville Area Middle School

Dylan It mean he’s gay and sucks dicks

by Dylan the pussy November 8, 2017

Dylan

Dylan is a little bitch if you see him punch him in the face and tell him fuck you

"hey Dylan fuck you"

by windaroo December 12, 2017

Dylan

Dylan is my huggable life size teddy bear and my rainbow who can make any day better. He's always there for me whenever I need him and tries to help me as best as he can. With him it's always laughter and smiles because just being with him can make everything seem right even if the day was gloomy. Words can't express how thankful I am to have him in my life, he's so adorable and cute in everything he does. However, he will deny his cuteness so here is some evidence: I find him irresistible when we cuddle, when he makes the puppy noises, when he doesn't speak english, when he sings, when he plays his guitar that helps me sleep, when we hold hands, when he stalls, and basically everything about him. And the way he cares and worries melts my heart because I never thought anyone would be as sweet as he is. Nothing compares to what I feel when we hug or when I just get lost in his bright eyes because he means the world to me. I might not know much about love but I do know that in my eyes he's everything I could ever wish for, he's all that I need to feel safe and happy. So Dylan just know that I love you very much and that no one will replace you in my heart or thoughts.💙🐻

Dylan I'm not adorable because you already beat me at that.

by OneLostStar May 19, 2018

Dylan

super duper duper gay.

"don't be dylan"

by asljkBDFASLKFBFSDKLABF June 10, 2018