Crotch Doughnut

Another name for vagina

I just ate her crotch doughnut

by zesty_dubie October 1, 2009

Alabama Doughnut Toss

When you're in the shower, and you take a steaming shit into your hand and toss it into the toilet.

Jerome's stomach went off in the shower, and he tried to do an alabama doughnut toss. He missed and hit the sink.

by Slongdinger69 March 19, 2022

Doughnut

A term most commonly used by multi-Michelin starred chef and star of the small screen, Gordon Ramsay to describe someone who can't cook for jack shit. This term can be used by itself or in conjunction together with the expletive "Fucking" or "Fuckin" i.e. Fucking Doughnut/ Fuckin Doughnut.

Gordon Ramsay: Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Fucking Doughnut: The salad.
Gordon Ramsay: The salad?
Fucking Doughnut: Yeah.
Fucking Gordon Ramsay: You Fucking Doughnut. Of course you don't put fucking salad in the microwave!

by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021

rolling in the doughnuts

To snort a drug, mostly related to cocaine, and the nostrils is not wiped clean causing a powdered doughnut look.

Well Josh, been rolling in the doughnuts I see.

by Vincentaims November 22, 2014

Lemon Doughnut

When you urinate into someone’s foreskin

Me and Will did a lemon doughnut yesterday

by eemujil November 30, 2024

Parallel park a doughnut

To have sex with a woman while using a doughnut as a cock ring

Hey babe, I just stopped a Krispy Kreme wanna Parallel park a doughnut

by Shrimpocalypse July 20, 2025

salty doughnut

A person's asshole after they take a bath with added bath salts

My girlfriend took a bath with some lavender bath salts and I decided to get a taste of that salty doughnut after she was done

by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020