A term most commonly used by multi-Michelin starred chef and star of the small screen, Gordon Ramsay to describe someone who can't cook for jack shit. This term can be used by itself or in conjunction together with the expletive "Fucking" or "Fuckin" i.e. Fucking Doughnut/ Fuckin Doughnut.
Gordon Ramsay: Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Fucking Doughnut: The salad.
Gordon Ramsay: The salad?
Fucking Doughnut: Yeah.
Fucking Gordon Ramsay: You Fucking Doughnut. Of course you don't put fucking salad in the microwave!
Fucking Doughnut: The salad.
Gordon Ramsay: The salad?
Fucking Doughnut: Yeah.
Fucking Gordon Ramsay: You Fucking Doughnut. Of course you don't put fucking salad in the microwave!
by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021

My girl said she wanted a boston cream doughnut for breakfast. So I came inside of her and then pooped on her chest.
by Christismynigga July 1, 2018

To snort a drug, mostly related to cocaine, and the nostrils is not wiped clean causing a powdered doughnut look.
by Vincentaims November 22, 2014

by Jack Dinkleberg September 15, 2017

by eemujil November 30, 2024

A Cream Fill Doughnut is when you fill your significant other with jizz in the anus and then eat their Anus up and try to get the jizz in your mouth and swallow
by pussy cat licker March 10, 2024

Asshole/Butthole (best used to say -a real pain in my ass-, but when there is an audience who don't take to language)
"Did you do that assignment yet?"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"
by RedShankyMan November 18, 2019
