Doke

A word that can be substituted with the work Joke or Kidding in the sentence " Are you joking/kidding me?"

Usually used when you are rageing in anger.

*Dies in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 by a noob tube.*

"ARE YOU f%*ING DOKEING ME!?!"

by LemonSmack and Nightlyfe February 6, 2010

doinker

The shit; the best person in the world, nothing is as kool as the doinker

Doinker is so kool just looking at him would make you feel sorry for yourself

by Doinker April 29, 2005

dicker docker

the docker of a dicker.

where the fuck are the bathrooms in this dicker docker bullshit.

by Pabs November 28, 2004

Space Docked

When a man is fucking a girl either in the vagina, or in the anus, and tears through the skin separating the two. His penis is then in both of her orifices, and she is probably bleeding and screaming. Space docking can be accomplished either by entering the vagina, tearing through and exiting the anus. Or by entering the anus, tearing through, and exiting the vagina.

Guy1: Damn man, last night Suzy and I were fucking and she was laying on her stomach, and I was sitting on top of her facing away from her head, fucking her in the ass. And I fuckin pushed in hard, and next thing you know I pushed out of her fucking vagina!

Guy2: Either you have fucking Cheshire cat dick, or you space docked the shit out of her! Her pussy is gonna need some serious stitches. Sounds like your life is going to suck for a while. Have fun with your blue balls.

Guy1: Hey man. Whoa. Her pussy is busted. Not her mouth.

by Harzz June 5, 2012

doke

To smoke a cigarette. Underage minors use this word in their conversation as to not raise suspicion around adults. Replaces the verb to 'smoke'.

"Hey man wanna doke after school?"

by Epsilius March 2, 2009

Doke

Someone who doesn't show up when you want to go out. A person who says he'll hang out with you and then decides not to.

Don't be a doke tonight when we meet up at the club.
You doked out on us last night, where the hell were you???
You god damn doker, we were supposed to meet at the strip joint and you never showed!

by Zerocore September 24, 2005

doked

any specific event that takes place in a person's life which causes this person to be rather unpleasant to look at; the person has been "dealt a bad hand".

Look at that store clerk with acne covering his face. That boy got "doked".

by Shemp Shine February 27, 2004