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Long Donging

To royally and thoroughly deep dick ones sexual partner. Requires a long dong shaft (hence the name) and a swift and forceful pelvic thrust
Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan into next century, all the while sipping her vino

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Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in
by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021
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Ding Dong

a name of an alien species from another planet that has a life expectancy of 2 years. their most notable traits are their slim-like bodies, stubby ears and long limbs, yet lack of nose. the low classes of these species wear only a shirt, but nobles and higher also wear lower attire to cover their nonexistent genitals. long ago, however, in the year 1XXX, their planet was invaded by Let's Play-ers, and the race needed to take action and fend the raiders off their sacred planet. unfortunately, they failed, but only one survives to move to Earth to avoid another invasion. Ding Dong is currently living with his new soulmate, a male Mexican artist named Julian Marcel. they create games together.

also chris stikny,,,
Person: hey remember when Ding Dong was still relevant

Person 2: who

Person:
by Dedede Man May 17, 2020
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Dong Digger

Similar to the gold digger only she goes after large manhoods that live on welfare and food stamps. Often infertile...
Darian: Man that dong digger made me spend all of this month's welfare and food stamps.
Adrian: Told you! She came into your life and made you wanna spend it all on her in one day.
Darian: Yeah...though the infertile freak did give me the claps
by DJ Craze October 24, 2013
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pumpkin dong

the stem of a pumpkin that is long and phallic shaped
You best watch your ass in the pumpkin patch, those pumpkin dongs are super long!
by donka-dewballs December 19, 2015
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kiddy dong

The name of Diddy Kong's penis
I want to smash Coco with my kiddy dong
by Venom Miller July 2, 2017
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swamp dong

When male genetilia is all hot and sweaty; like swamp ass (swass) or boob sweat (swoob).
It's like 104 degrees outside and these polyester shorts are giving me a bad case of swamp dong.
by qharkanson December 27, 2014
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dong enragment

A guide to get a bigger dick
Dang, your two inch dick needs dong enragment
by DArealWebstam8 June 19, 2016
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