A digital douchebag is the ultimate techno geek whose entire life is pretty much centered around all things digital and wireless.
You may be a digital douchebag if you:
1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.
2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.
3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.
4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.
5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.
6. Are a hopeless textaholic
7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.
8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.
The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.
1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.
2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.
3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.
4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.
5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.
6. Are a hopeless textaholic
7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.
8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.
The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.
by whimzzical July 17, 2010
by thebooheist June 06, 2019
The time period after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with eulogies and memorials dedicated to said person. This can make social media almost unusable for a day or two.
Well I can't use facebook today.
Why?
David Bowie's digital wake. Every two seconds there's a new post about him.
Why?
David Bowie's digital wake. Every two seconds there's a new post about him.
by Confuseus January 12, 2016
digitally produced architectural forms that are non-functional and are justified by some self-indulged explanation. Most of the time these CG images aren't even convincing in terms of possible habitations or even remotely constructible. Incidentally there is a fine line between digital poop and actual significant architecture but discretion is crucial. Vagitecture falls under the umbrella of digital poop.
yo! Did you see the new Onramp? Its got a whole bunch of digital poop all over it!!!!!
put this script in maya and boom, you have digital poop!!!!
put this script in maya and boom, you have digital poop!!!!
by semadar July 12, 2008
by sghawkins May 18, 2009
The act of going through your hard drive and pulling together all of the photos of deceased loved one for archiving to a CD-R. This way they are preserved, in case your hard-drive follows them to the "other side" and you aren't constantly reminded of them whenever your screen-saver comes on.
by Nathaniel Curtis (Lord of the Pigeons) April 16, 2007
by s j tubrazy April 13, 2013