ford diesel

A person who has sds (small dick syndrome).

Yo, Gillespie drives a ford diesel.

I feel bad for him. Hopefully they come up with a cure for it.

by fetty wap69 March 26, 2016

Diesel

Noun

A cocktail popular in rural England and Wales consisting of cider, lager and black currant cordial. Named for its resemblance to agricultural diesel which is dyed red but UK customs.

"Two pints of diesel please barkeep"

by Rawhyde July 29, 2017

dip for diesel

Dipping your finger into a shitty arse to see how dirty it is or into a menstruating vagina to see how heavy the flow is.

I had to give her a dip for diesel to see if she was good to go.

by Gingeroot87 August 26, 2017

Diesel

It’s fucking diesel, get amongst it and drink it!!!!!!!

I bought a lager and mixed it with a blue WKD and created a diesel! Got me loose!

by Logan does bing August 21, 2018

Diesel Dragon

When a diesel engine is rollin' coal and simultaneously spits fire and sparks as well as smoke.

"Dude,I thought that I had killed my truck when it started pulling a Diesel Dragon last night. There was fire and smoke shootin' everywhere."

by MaxP23 June 6, 2018

Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen)

A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.

Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.

by madison craumer May 24, 2018

Diesel

Diesel. most commonly know as a major FAGGOT. most diesels are attracted to little 14 year olds Aka year 8's . Diesels love food and also penis . They hate pussy and commonly hang around other pofters.

"omg look at that Diesel perving on them kids"

by SavC00n November 17, 2019