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sloppy donut dick

As originally said by Theo Stockman (aka The King of Fuck of American Idiot). Used to describe a penis that has attempted to have sexual intercourse with a dount.
Theo: You could even stick your dick in there... Sloppy donut dick!
by Dani Gallagher April 28, 2011
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dog dick

A dog dick is when a guy's pubes start to migrate up the shaft. Usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. Trimming only makes it grow in thicker.
This chick said she loved guys with dog dicks, but she never gave me a blowjob. I think the crabs turned her off.
by Karl Brutenowsky October 15, 2006
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pillsbury dough dick

When a guy can't get it up he has a pillsbury dough dick.
He was all over me, but he was so drunk, he had a pillsbury dough dick.
by zakrob April 20, 2007
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ding dong dick

Similar to door bell trade but the unscheduled arrival of a previous craigslist respondent showing up at your door unannounced for a repeat performance of the gay sex
Tony was suprised to receive ding dong dick from the butter face guy he did last Tuesday!
by the Square Gang April 14, 2008
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Double Dick LeBeau

To precede the act of double fisting someone with a running start from across the room, preferably without them knowing that it's coming.
That filthy whore barely noticed when she got the Dick LeBeau, so an audible was called, and she sure noticed the Double Dick LeBeau.
by Nobody_important October 14, 2012
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dominican dick

Average penis about 6.5-7 most of them. And 7.5-8 for lucky ones but alot have a nice fat to them so thats why they swear its huge when really its average.
by BlackQueen November 17, 2013
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filth whore, dirty cunt, reference to a twat that lives in the fairfield area.. has BPD and the cookie monster googling EYE
Brittany P DV is the worlds biggest fattest nastiest ugliest cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money
by LouieFuckinD February 28, 2008
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