Dicked

When an individual is receives surprise dick up the butt.

Guy 1: "hey, how was the party last night?"
Guy 2: "yo I dicked this one girl, and she was totally into it."

by Garyikea September 17, 2017

dicked

Dicking your pants is the act of getting your dick caught in the zipper of your pants

Kyler just dicked his pants!

by shakethatassfome July 12, 2015

dick

your mom

your mom loves dick

by pussy eter October 9, 2020

dick

hannah always has dicks in my face

HANNAH GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY MOUTH

by Gummydropbears112 October 27, 2020

Dicking on

When someone is picking on you

Stop dicking on me

by adnounsplus December 16, 2016

dicked it

When you completely fuck up

Yo my buddy Hayden wrecked his dirt bike he completely dicked it.

by Cboii112 November 28, 2017

Dicks In My Dick

This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.

Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"

by Meow Meow Squick August 11, 2010