step dad

Step dads are dick riders, controlling and black mailing person. They favor there own biological kids and treats the step ones like dirt. They make up dumb rules that only applies to the step kids. They are losers, drop outta high school idiots who can't do anything but bully the step kids. They make your moms life a living hell and sometimes you just wish they were never even born. Plus they act like there your actually dad that is the " who ARE you moment" Dick riders swear to life.
Friend: "whats up gurl"

Me: "nothing just my step dad a full-time dick rider man..."

Friend: "word too.."
by ThatGirlReaper October 04, 2017
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mcdonald dad

a dad who thinks he is fulfilling all his parental duties by taking his estranged offspring to McDonald's on a saturday/sunday afternoon for a parental visit.
just look at him, he ai'nt a proper dad he's one of those mcdonald dad's
by b@il69 July 02, 2009
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thacker dad

A big gay creature that comes out at night and feeds on assholes
I saw thacker dad out my window last night and he penatrated my dog
by BigDickRitchie July 16, 2015
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NASCAR Dads

The most wanted demographic of national political candidates during the 2004 election cycle; comprised of Southern and Midwestern white males age 25 and older who usually vote Republican, but can be swayed to vote Democratic if the candidate better addresses the issues they care about; for comparison, see also soccer momor Bubba
Bob Graham sponsored Jon Wood's Craftsman Truck Series ride in order to appeal to NASCAR Dads.
by Fast Bobby July 08, 2003
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Pizza dad

A father who does not contribute to the day-to-day work of parenting his children but instead earns their affections through gifts and being the "cool parent." When asked to cook for once, orders pizza and is the kids' hero.

May also be an absentee father who takes the kids out for fun things their mom won't let them do once a week, but would have no idea what to do if they lived with him full time.
First mom: "Mark never helps the kids with their homework, doesn't know how to change a diaper, always makes me be bad cop when anyone's in trouble, and wouldn't know what to do if I left him alone with the kids for more than 20 minutes, but he bought them a PlayStation 4 for Christmas so they all think he's the greatest."

Second mom: "What a pizza dad."
by no i don't want to April 25, 2014
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Teen dad

Man under 19 who has 1+ kids. Fucked his girl or a random chick and got her prego on accident. The condom probably broke.
Scott who’s only 15 got 14 year old Kourtney prego. Their parents freaked out and don’t want Scott to be a teen dad. They don’t care about kourtney because she’s a slut
by KhloeAshton November 22, 2018
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Limpbeat Dad

A father who provides inadequate support and then wants to be praised, despite his ample shortcomings. This leaves everyone involved frustrated, annoyed, and unsatisfied.
Andres wanted everyone to think he was a good dad, but he only supported his kids enough to be considered a limpbeat dad.
by Birthday month January 31, 2020
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