When a chick, who is usually fat, gets skinny, then fat than skinny again. But she always ends up fat for a while, suffering from not being able to stay skinny. Named for Oprah's constant wait loss and eventaul regain.
Ted: That cow Hillary is fat again! She was skinny last week!
Pat: Poor bitch has Oprah Winfrey's Disease! She can't keep the wait off.
Pat: Poor bitch has Oprah Winfrey's Disease! She can't keep the wait off.
by APT October 13, 2005
Get the Oprah Winfrey's Disease mug.When someone slowly digresses from having a fluent social life to having hardly no social life at all. This often occurs when someone gets a full time job (transportation company and/or police) and does not have time to attend these social functions due to untimely shift hours. Subject spends most nights at work while spending most of his free time stalking girls on facebook or myspace. Last known case was out of Salem, MA in 2008.
"I think my roommate has Collier's disease. He worked 48 hours this week and spent his only night off stalking single girls on facebook"
"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"
"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"
by Kris Hansen August 1, 2008
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The disease that can strike without warning, Geoff's Disease has affected a number of young men worldwide.
Symptoms includes being ridiculously good looking, sexy, and smelling great.
The disease can cause extreme jealousy in other men and can cause women to become overly hot and bothered.
Symptoms includes being ridiculously good looking, sexy, and smelling great.
The disease can cause extreme jealousy in other men and can cause women to become overly hot and bothered.
by Gerald D Funk August 18, 2008
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"Yup, Dixie chick's disease is like that, the man probably doesn't even know he is sick."
"Yup, Dixie chick's disease is like that, the man probably doesn't even know he is sick."
by Matthew Heflin March 6, 2008
Get the Dixie Chick's disease mug.The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.
by Brendan October 16, 2003
Get the FTMD - Fork To Mouth Disease mug.The girl in front of me in economics has mad plumber's disease. All I see the entire hour is her enormous ass crack.
by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005
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A feeling of displeasure and/or disappointment--often occurring when waking up after a long night of drinking next to an unattractive person and thinking, "Awfuck, why did I do that!"
A feeling of displeasure and/or disappointment--often occurring when waking up after a long night of drinking next to an unattractive person and thinking, "Awfuck, why did I do that!"
I had awfuck's disease this morning when I woke up next to that nasty guy I took home from the party last night.
by TMull April 23, 2006
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